Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix..'
In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At a Proctologist's door:
'To expedite your visit, please back in.'
On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip.
On a Church's Bill board:
'7 days without God makes one weak.'
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
At a Towing company:
'We don't charge an arm and a leg.
On an Electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'
In a Nonsmoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'
At an Optometrist's Office:
'If you don't see what you're looking for,
On a Taxidermist's window:
'We really know our stuff.'
On a Fence:
At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
Outside a Muffler Shop:
'No appointment necessary.
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
At the Electric Company:
'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
In a Restaurant window:
'Don't stand there and be hungry;
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
At a Propane Filling Station:
'Thank heaven for little grills.'
And don't forget the sign at a Radiator Shop:
'Best place in town to take a leak.'
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'