My Stuff

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix..'

In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At a Proctologist's door:

'To expedite your visit, please back in.'

On a Plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber.'

On a Church's Bill board:

'7 days without God makes one weak.'

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

'Invite us to your next blowout.'

At a Towing company:

'We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows.'

On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'

In a Nonsmoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

On a Maternity Room door:

'Push. Push. Push.'

At an Optometrist's Office:

'If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place.'

On a Taxidermist's window:

'We really know our stuff.'

On a Fence:

'Salesmen welcome!
Dog food is expensive!'

At a Car Dealership:

'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

Outside a Muffler Shop:

'No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming.'

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

At the Electric Company:

'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.'

In a Restaurant window:

'Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up.'

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

At a Propane Filling Station:

'Thank heaven for little grills.'

And don't forget the sign at a Radiator Shop:

'Best place in town to take a leak.'

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'