The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the
You'll want to be the first at your corporation to
make a contribution to this
great man's legacy.
The Library will include
When asked, President Bush said that he didn't
care so much about the
individual exhibits as long as his museum was better
than his father's.
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you
don't have to even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't
let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has
been able to find).
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour,
they make you go back
for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed
location, complete with
Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop -
where you can buy (or
just steal) an election.
The Children's Education exhibit: Kids go in
together and come out slowly,
together. (Nobody is left behind, if EVERYBODY is
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some
of your favorite Republican
Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor
devoted to a 7/8 scale
model of the President's ego.
To highlight the President's accomplishments, the
museum will have an
electron microscope to help you locate them.